Many a time one loses oneself in the world of one's work and passion and ends up interlinking it to one's life outside. Though, a guitar slung around the shoulder can bolster your chances at getting a girl ( I think it may be a big misconception, but I owe this observation to the general perception), or a rant in the higher order might score some goodie points, but, adding electrical engineering to flirting (and creating electro-flirting) can be dangerous (in orders of MegaDumboElectroVolts or MDEVs) if you happen to use pick up lines like the ones mentioned below :
#1 You give me shocks just like a 440 V bus-bar.
#2 You are a 1200 KV line girl, you have the potential to be my wife.
#3 Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
#4 You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
#5 Baby you improve my power factor better than a synchronous condenser.
#6 Are you E.H.V.? Cuz I have corona discharge around you.
#7 I am an electrical engineer, I can fix your sho(r)ts.
#8 Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
#9 You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
#10 If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
#11 You are my AA battery, you charge me up.
#12 Baby your hair are like the windings distributed on the armature of my motor.
#13 I think I know the wavelengths you emit, cuz the length of the antenna should be λ/4.
#14 No stock-bridge damper can control me, cuz you darling cause vibrations on 'my power line' like no one else.
#15 You and I - in a cascade or cascode on the silicon bed? You decide.
#16 Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
#17 You are the cause of my dielectric breakdown, cz you bring sparks in my life.
#18 You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
#19 You are the resonant frequency to my band pass filter.
#20 Easy on the current darling, the I2R losses leave me weak.
I rest my case!
Credits : Unearthly midnight rantings by N. and me
#1 You give me shocks just like a 440 V bus-bar.
#2 You are a 1200 KV line girl, you have the potential to be my wife.
#3 Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
#4 You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
#5 Baby you improve my power factor better than a synchronous condenser.
#6 Are you E.H.V.? Cuz I have corona discharge around you.
#7 I am an electrical engineer, I can fix your sho(r)ts.
#8 Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.
#9 You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
#10 If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
#11 You are my AA battery, you charge me up.
#12 Baby your hair are like the windings distributed on the armature of my motor.
#13 I think I know the wavelengths you emit, cuz the length of the antenna should be λ/4.
#14 No stock-bridge damper can control me, cuz you darling cause vibrations on 'my power line' like no one else.
#15 You and I - in a cascade or cascode on the silicon bed? You decide.
#16 Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
#17 You are the cause of my dielectric breakdown, cz you bring sparks in my life.
#18 You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
#19 You are the resonant frequency to my band pass filter.
#20 Easy on the current darling, the I2R losses leave me weak.
I rest my case!
Credits : Unearthly midnight rantings by N. and me
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